Friday, January 19, 2007

Noble in Reason

I am, in a word, magnificent. See my steady gaze as I survey my domain. Note my regal bearing. To quote the Bard, "What piece of work is a Buddy, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god."

Seriously? You're praising yourself by quoting Shakespeare? Inaccurately? Tell me, King Buddy, do you try to fit your literary pursuits in before or after vomiting by the front door?

You wound me, the Woman. Perhaps if you troglodytes vacuumed more than twice a year, I wouldn't develop these vexing hairballs. To answer what I assume was your question, yes. I enjoy a good book. At least I read something more challenging than Shape Magazine and the television listings.

O.K., now you've done it. Newer readers, you want to see more of the 'noble' and 'admirable' Buddy? Here you go.

The Woman! NO!


Nell said...

What a great cat. I wish ours were so sophisticated and well read. :)

Batty said...

What an erudite feline! And so snuggly-looking, too. Definitely a keeper.

turtlegirl76 said...

Heh. I love it when Buddy blogs. "the Woman" Ha!