"Hey, Winston! HEY WINSTON! Are you awake?"
"Not really, no..."
"Wanna hear a SECRET? A super-SPECIAL SECRET?"
"I'm kinda, you know, sleeping right now, and there's only a few minutes where we get to be on the bed before Suzanne and Accountant Boy go to work, so..."
"But it's the BEST secret EVER! Pleeeeaase? Please ask me what the secret is! C'mon!"
"O.K., but then can I go back to sleep?'Cause sometimes a guy likes to nap in the morning, and you're kind of loud, and..."
"I am NOT loud! I'm joyful! Everyone loves my exuberance. So can I tell you the greatest secret EVER?!?"
"...you're my best friend..."