Why I Love Accountant Boy

I'm having a rough night with the computers. None of the music services will work with my MP3 player, Rhapsody keeps signing me out and trying to update itself, and all I wanted to do was add some songs so that I can have something to look forward to at the gym.

I spent two hours trying to get everything working, and I got so mad that I was almost crying. Buddy the Cat kept pawing me and meowing. "Buddy?! What the hell, guy? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!" In response, I received "Mrrrow?", and then a paw to the back of my head. Frustrated, I stormed off into the office.

A few minutes later, I heard the opening strains of Corey Hart's 'Never Surrender' playing on the television.

"Hey. C'mere."

"Why?"

"Just come out here for a second."

I walked out, and right into his arms. He proceded to middle-school slow dance with me through the whole song. Step to left, step to right, repeat. Toward the end of the song, he made a grab for my ass, just like an eighth-grader would. I laughed through the whole thing.

"You looked like you needed a break."

I love Accountant Boy.